mzlff - поровну

[Verse 1: mzlff]
If suddenly they take away the job of twenty one pilots
Will fewer planes then fly up in the sky? (I doubt it!)
And when love becomes a feeling that’s absolute
What about those left alone without a suit? (What?)
'Cause the world is never split equally
When I drive my Škoda on the streets I see
Traffic’s always stuck on my side, the other one is free
And if you, like me, are the second child in line
You’ve never heard "Let’s split it еqual, have a turn of mine."
That’s just a lie for fools! (Now I’m dеclaring!)

[Chorus: mzlff]
All kids get candy evenly (Yeah!)
Adults get pain and cheating evenly (Yeah!)
The sane ones get a touch of crazy evenly (Yeah!)
Everything’s even, everything’s evenly
So all kids get candy evenly (Woah!)
Adults get pain and cheating evenly (True)
I’m crazy, it’s all the same to me (Yeah!)
It’s all the same to me, it’s all the same to me

[Verse 2: mzlff]
And if a female mantis bites the male’s head off
Who’s gonna pay back that microloan’s cost? (Are you his rep?)
If the weather shifts, how do you know when rain’s gonna drop
So you don’t carry the umbrella for nothing, nonstop?
Why’s the stamen and pistil size so mismatched?
Heard your micro USB didn’t impress her—what a catch
Even now, your phone won’t charge with this plug attached
And you're heading off again to the power bank match (Now I’m declaring!)

[Chorus: mzlff]
All kids get candy evenly (Yeah!)
Adults get pain and cheating evenly (Yeah!)
The sane ones get a touch of crazy evenly (Yeah!)
Everything’s even, everything’s evenly
So all kids get candy evenly (Woah!)
Adults get pain and cheating evenly (Uh!)
I’m crazy, it’s all the same to me (Yeah!)
It’s all the same to me, it’s all the same to me (Uh-uh-uh!)

[Verse 3: mzlff]
If all dogs go to heaven, then where do cats belong? (Huh?)
Yesterday I learned a rooster doesn’t need to crow "kud-ku-dah" (What did you say?)
We were raised by those who were raised to raise
So we could raise the ones who’d say, "You’re not my mom anyway!"
And you don’t even know, how to split the rod and the carrot
Everything’s wrong, we need a new way to inherit (But how?)
The world is told straight, how to live perfectly
So they can proudly say, “Our parents were f*****g crazy!”

[Pre-Chorus: mzlff]
And then the whole world will declare it this way! (Ooooh!)

[Chorus: mzlff]
All kids get candy evenly
Adults get pain and cheating evenly
The sane ones get a touch of crazy evenly
Everything’s even, everything’s evenly
So all kids get candy evenly (Ooooh!)
Adults get pain and cheating evenly
I’m crazy, it’s all the same to me
It’s all the same to me, it’s all the same to me

[Outro: Kristina Sherman]
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